TomAwsm

The entire inch??

Aren’t cats able to do that (always land on their feet) because there’s something inherently unique about their spines? Surely that’s gotta be hard for a human to replicate?

…But why male models?

Surely wrath should be Xitter?

Concepts of a process!

Nah, he can just tell a few more lies.

New idea for a band name law firm name:

23andPlea

Do you have any good learning resources for number 4?

You should write for The Onion.

“If man is 5 and the devil is 6, then that must make me 7”

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling.

Plenty of other Arab countries to choose from. Stay tuned!

Best new meme format of 2025?

So far…

When they fill the prisons and reintroduce child labor, they’ll have more than enough.

Google “En Poosant”

Here at Tegridy Farms…

Imagine religious people realizing God’s pronouns are actually they/them

Givewell.org

Steven Wright?

I thought it was pretty well-known by now that doing nothing is really bad for you.