Dude looks like he dropped some unforseen consequences on the hood of her car

I literally saw protein ice cream pints the other day. 460 calories, but it has 30g of protein! For when you’re depressed and eating a pint by yourself, but still need your gains. I guess.

Uncensor those feet or so help me

This shit drove me wild when I was using ChatGPT more frequently. It’d be like “do you want me to re-phrase that in your voice?” and then type some shit out that I’d never say in my damn life. The dashes were the worst part

Like yes, everything is on fire, but this shit is legit so funny to me. Like, who the fuck are you even that you think you making a random post on the internet is going to make all these powerful people suddenly turn around and go “You’re right! It’s time to fight back!”. Like no, buddy, they don’t know you exist, nor do they care. It’s cute you think they do, though

…however when you eat 40 in one sitting

Coward. I use both. And then salt the fuck out of it. Every meal takes a year off my life, but fuck if I’m not enjoying the ones I’m left with

Nyo fank u, iz full :3

The quick way I was taught to eyeball it is to shift the decimal over one place to the left in the total, and double it. That’s 20%. In this case $30.53 > $3.053 > $6.106 ~ $6.10

You are harboring a fugitive of the state. Do not escalate this situation to a level it does not have to go

OH GOD I CAN’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EYES

King shit 🙌

Honestly to a certain extent I think being decentralized is somewhat beneficial. Perhaps it’s just the fact I’ve been visiting forums for like 20 years and feeling jaded, but I never liked that any knuckle dragger could easily make an account and act like an ass.

It’s not a very high bar to clear to figure out how to sign up for lemmy, so if you can’t even figure that out, maybe it’s for the best to help prevent polluting the user pool. If you’re gonna be an ass, you should at least have to work for it.

Should replace it with one that has the other logos throwing theirs in the trash. I’m petty enough for that at least

Meh I’ve just been to very few good Burger Kings. I’m sure they’re more common out there somewhere, but outside of maybe literally only one I liked, they all had incredibly bland and disappointing food

I had this argument with my mom the other day. She agrees private healthcare is a broken system and needs to be fixed, but you bring up public healthcare and she’ll fight tooth and nail to argue against it. It’s insane. Literal “no take, only throw” tier mindset

Blown the fuck out is what I always interpreted it as. Basically just absolutely destroyed

Curious where you find something like this. Did you just Google “Local Speed Dating” or something?

That’s why I read this shit with fan colorings. I think my brain would literally not be able to process what’s going on without it

I posit a different answer