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try buying some fake movie-prop-money
the only creature confirmed to have injured and maybe even killed a T-Rex
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cats@lemmy.world•Miez patiently waiting for some play timeEnglish
12·1 month ago3 different cats with “angry stripes” have been sent my way by the Cat Distribution System (or CDS for short)
they were all very nice cats, but everyone thought they were angry
Every type of garbage truck is a feat of engineering
I guess that community is mostly autistic people, I’m not part of it…but I’m autistic and I do like garbage trucks
do you like garbage trucks, OP? They’re pretty cool, have you seen the videos on youtube of garbage trucks?
I haven’t used a wireless keyboard for about 10 years now. I always opt for the hard-wired ones because of how far wireless keyboards broadcast the signals it sends
“WAKE UP TROOPS! TIME FOR YOUR DRILLS!”
“HA! I’m sitting on your keyboard! now you have to pet me!..wait…you have another one?”
I’m usually awake at that hour. my cat just sits in my lap up until I finally go back to bed
“FUCK THE POLICE! I’ll sit where ever the fuck I want! WATCH ME!”
Several of the cats I had when I was a kid and now as an adult just came up to my door and started meowing. It’s like God was informing them about which house was most likely to take them in, after some online posts and flyers with no picture (so they have to verify what the cat looks like) that say "lost cat found, contact here ( ) " and putting notices in at the vet and the local shelters, we kept them. My guess is they were all dumped somewhere in the neighborhoods I lived in.
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cats@lemmy.world•That's how they are acquiredEnglish
33·5 months agoIt’s the Cat Distribution System
CDS
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cats@lemmy.world•I can't repel kitty cries of that magnitudeEnglish
10·5 months agomy cats just follow me from room to room.
Like Eric Cartman reacting to his mom getting a new job
“But I am your job”
(edited to correct a spelling error)
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cats@lemmy.world•Bird watching brings all the boys to the backyardEnglish
4·6 months agoThe birds bring all the boys to the yard and their life…is better than yours…damn right, it’s better than yours
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cats@lemmy.world•Bitty has all your bean needs coveredEnglish
7·6 months agoI doubt bitty will give me any though.
I’ve seen enough cat videos to know those cups aren’t long for this world
I don’t know where that is, but that’s a very classy kitty