From an Aussie who’s only just hearing about this now (how the hell did I miss this?), what kind of chances are there of a conviction here? How’s the evidence?

If she gets convicted but remains eligible, that’s a biiiig problem…

And then the car clapped

Looks like one of his book covers

Not out of a USB-A it ain’t !

I just lost the Game again.

Note how the article says the US, and globally.

It’s almost like they’re saying “worldwide… And those kids eating paste in the corner.”

So that they can use someone else’s misfortune to make themselves feel morally superior.

MISS JULY!!!

Hey bro, how your organs doing

You don’t understand, she’s my emotional support hooker

Praise be to Space King

Praise be to you

I’d say he went on the patch, but they couldn’t really patch games back then…

Wish.com DK rockin the stogey, my man

Has anyone tried placing a gherkin next to it mid battle?

I heard once that if you rub the top of a cat’s head with a toothbrush, it’ll calm down.

And then somehow laid still and took the shot after they’d fallen

All UK passports should be titled EUROPEAN UNION… AGAIN just to rub it in.

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.