Also songbirds, reptiles, basically anything small enough for them to kill.

Because cats are a godawful menace to local small vertebrate populations.

That’s the cholesterol clogging your arteries.

I used to work overnights at Walmart and nothing slapped harder on my midnight “lunch” break than a couple of red hot dogs from the Circle K, especially if their nacho cheese machine was still running.

He’s blond! He’s pissed! He’ll see you in the lists!

Legit one of the best moments of my college life was sitting on the roof of my car with a friend watching the sunset from a Margs parking lot waiting to sober up.

I’ve got some decent smithing skills, I’d go looking for bog iron and skip the bronze age.

It’s Mushi’s bed now.

A bunch of randos on the 'net won’t be able to tell you any better than she can. If she says she’s fine reaffirm your friendship and tell her you’re there if she needs to talk and otherwise carry on. Not much else you can do without jeopardizing the friendship.

No but my dog does.

A textbook example, yes. And Today I Learned something!

For work I use a database written in COBOL. Reports are simultaneously running and frozen until I either get the report results or sufficient time has passed that I’m certain the system has crashed.

This post made me think about Cooking Comically for the first time in about a decade.

Yes. I’ve spent far more money than I will ever save but I’ve had a lot of fun with it.

Also I printed a nerf blaster. Enough said.