Na. That happens in the bedroom
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
1·15 days ago(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?
Copypasted from another commentThere is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often
Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍
Whoops! My bad!
My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲
She’s judging my bard who can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t play any instrument, and sucks at public speaking
Then he starts cooking…and she judges his hibachi chef performance too
82·19 days agoI hate my spouse so fucking much
Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲
Dragon taking notes on her observations of the comment section 📜✍️🐲 “This explains nothing but screw context!”
Heat is a good sanitiser. My fire is probably hot enough to get rid of any infections that kid has. Might burn up the kid too though, but antivaxxers are always willing to try anything that both isn’t actual medicine and is bad for their kid.
So here, kid. Let doctor dragon heal ya. 👦🔥🐲
Superman gets more based by the day