Apparently not, as Kirk was one of the biggest bootlickers.

While I hate The View, Trump is a fascist fucking clown. Hillary and Kamalama gave us Trump. Bernie was just a psi-op to funnel people back into the military-industrial complex.

She’s the next Bernie. Her purpose is to sheepdog leftists back into the Democratic party, which is far from democratic. The Dems are basically queer Nazis.

Agreed.

I know, right? Like how the fuck did he make it this long?

Are you trying to say Jews run Hollywood? /s

Zionism is not Judaism, Jerry, you pedo fuckface.

Edit: His girlfriend was 17 when he was 39, so I guess technically he’s not a pedo, but goddamit that’s creepy as fuck. When I was 39, my oldest child was 20, so maybe it’s my hang-up.

“You haven’t beeeeen?”

I remember reading this quote a few years ago (probably Reddit), but I don’t remember if attribution was given. Kudos to you CAVOK.

Gatormobile. I can easily imagine the owner supplementing his income by poaching alligators in Florida or Louisiana.

My dipfuck younger brother once stuck some chicken wire in an outlet, and scared the shit out of himself. I had acquired the chicken wire in order to make a turtle trap, that ended up working too well.

I agree with about 95% of what you say gravitas, but I’m skeptical on this topic. My girlfriend and I both took the two part Moderna vax. She got a booster, and had an adverse reaction that put her in the hospital. Up until then I was right along with “liberals”, calling Ivermectin “horse paste” and shitting on anti-vaxers. Over the next year or so, I contracted Covid at least three times, each time less severe than the last. I’ve never taken Ivermectin or Chloroqine, but I definitely do not fucking trust our government to have our best interest at heart.

Violently overthrow? All these MAGA retards and they forgot to bring guns? He definitely sat back and enjoyed the spectacle, but his rape and sexual abuse of girls and women was much worse in my opinion. Now that he’s back in power, he’s committing much worse crimes. He’s going to pardon that fucking cunt Ghislane, and who’s going to hold him to account?

We need more Louis Gs.

I feel you brother. Nobody respects the idea that night shifters need sleep too. I met my gf over 20 years ago. We worked together on night shift, so she understood the trials and tribulations of night shift workers. She became disabled soon after, and no longer worked. About 10 years ago I was asleep, and was awakened by BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, in the kitchen. I get up to see what the fuck was going on. She’s standing at the counter trying to open a jar of pickles by smacking the lid on said counter. I must have cussed her out for five straight minutes. “Did you really need some fucking pickles that goddam bad?” and "goddammit woman, you know better, " were among the choice phrases I had for her.

I wish I could upvote you twice.

It’s called a “gratuity” now instead of a bribe. I guess the SCOTUS was feeling left out watching the other two branches make money hand over fist and decided to legalize it.

Edit: apparently the difference is getting paid after, instead of before, whatever “service” is provided.

Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

• Omar El Akkad

That’s what happens when you cheap out on the wet food, Debbie.