ok now what

pls get a new joke this is insufferable

the logo was literally designed by a member of the r/magicthecirclejerking subreddit, it breached containment and has been showing up anywhere as far as LinkedIn

was honestly losing my mind at your posts but this context makes it so good

absolutely fantastic and thanks for sharing!

this guy going around saying “oosa” instead of USA 😂

this guy doesnt have a Pickle Bucket Fridge 😂

“just put the fruit in the cart” gang represent

could be that I assumed the volume of Quality Posts was only possible if the account was run by a council of dank memers too

it’s true though, whenever I find an absolute banger of A Post it’s submitted by Stamets like 51% of the time. they are the glue holding this family together

Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art

we had a cat named Sweetie Pie that we shortened to SP and eventually started calling her thing like Sauce Pan or Sausage Pizza

Yep! I’ve only ever been pulled over two times in my life. Both times were shortly after moving from a different state, both times were some absolutely bogus claim by the cop, both times let me off “with just a warning” against the crime of Driving With Out Of State Tags. It’s absolutely intentional since they expect an out of state person wouldn’t be able to contest it in court. Pigs, all of then