SeductiveTortoise

Use Epstein island, that would irritate Trump so hard.

Line up must be steeper

This is how I met my wife as well.

It’s not only trivial, people already do that for coffee.

As a German, I appreciate the Americans taking the medal of cruelty away from us, but as a human being… what the fuck?

Even better

Is there toilet paper with the US flag? I have the urge to wipe my arse with it.

All I know is that little boy was the last kid of his father.

I don’t care much about any of those three. But if they get into a fight, I hope they all die. At least financially, but some broken bones would be nice as well.

I sure hope Trump backs his threats with American troops, we didn’t elect the idiot.

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the clown shows.

Thank god the rest of the government is absolutely perfect 😐

Dear Americans. I’m sorry, and I know not all of you are idiots. But I’m starting to run out of fucks to give.

*jizz trio

Ugh, imagine blowing into that ugly thing 🤢

Arm in to the shoulder, using him as a puppet.

Like a fiddle.

I’m not trying to, I want to boost my confidence!

Who defines the sexiest man alive? I think I’d really deserve it. Not because I’m that sexy, but it would really boost my confidence.

And maybe a snack. You can’t really start the day on an empty stomach.