Sarcasmo

How do you think tires feel when they’re vulcanized? Try to put yourself in their treads.

Should have let that one go before putting on the rubber suit.

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Will probably never benus.

It’s unusual to see these. They’re usually buried deep.

Viking Skol Cat

Is this Plastic Cat or Elongated Cat? I always get them confused.

Ratatouille?

The Peepee Poopoo Man you say.

Yes. Now there’s just a void.

Follow up comment about how your mom loves a witty retort.

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wat?

Maybe he was flying while the others just sat there.

I stopped by for the immediate cremation and they couldn’t get me in so that’s bs.

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More milk per milk…PLUS…a thicker, creamier, longer-lasting milk moustache.

I didn’t know the Coneheads had a dog.

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I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.