Hey Wharton School: This is why you shouldn’t sell degrees to rich parents for their spoiled children.

I’m still trying to figure out why I left FidoNet.

Hay guys, I’m looking for the thread to talk about our love of Wendy’s hamburgers. Am I in the right place?

I’ve heard this story before. It’s starting to feel like it’s the football that Lucy is holding while I run at to kick the game winning field goal.

That sounds cool. Do you have a link where I could check it out, bot?

What’s Lemmy?

Congrats on your new cat.

Oh please let Steward Health Care find out about this.

Surely this leopard won’t eat my face.

Is there a GoFundMe where I can donate for buying their tickets?

Great. After that, can we teach the adults, too?

Quick, how can we convince Musk to relocate Tesla HQ to Vietnam?

All of Donald Trump’s previous defense lawyers blink in surprise

Sinky McSinkerface

I admire the hitch you used to tie on your sheets.

“I’ll totally testify at my trial, 100%.”

“Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist Exclusive Economic Zone” has quite a ring to it.

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

Seems like just a straight up ploy for free publicity. He needs (craves) media attention, and saying outrageous things is his favorite way of getting to the top of the 24 hour news cycle.

That does seem like someone who would need a defense secretary.