Yeah, why do the brits equate fat with evil so damn much?

Frenchy McPistols

Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France

But I’m trans so I’m sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

How much you wanna bet that his fucking password is Trump

r/atheism is that way my dude

*Alligator Auschwitz

Given that Democrats still have no idea that the GOP are champion Calvin Ball players, pretty sure it won’t

Israel will be remembered in the History books the same way Germany circa 1930’s is today.

I’m just glad people can tell the difference between Christ and Trump, the beast of revelation

Are you sure? Cause it was pretty damn big

This

Anyone else remember how the Women’s March saved reproductive rights? Of course not, and now women are dying in Texas because doctors are afraid they’ll be arrested for murder if they treat them for life threatening conditions.

Not to sound ungrateful, but where were these people on election day?

At first I misread that as “RJ MAY Distribute hundreds of child porn files” as in, he was allowed to because of some loophole

The system is not broken, it’s working as intended, and thus must be destroyed.

Really? I figure he’d give one of those patented “I’m sorry… That you’re an offended little liberal snowflake who totally sucks!” style apologies and it’d be accepted as if it were genuine.

Awesome, so… I don’t expect him to be arrested or impeached, or for there to even be an investigation or anything.

I’m hoping for something more realistic like taking away his screen time for the weekend, or at least till he says he’s sowwy.

Right, he’s legitimately not intelligent enough to realize he came close to an actual fucking joke.

Right? Real life once again proving to be shitty satire