PrimeErective

John Mulaney’s take

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Incredible joke 10/10

Why would you want whirled peas?

I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

He pronounces it “Earth” quite clearly in the film

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

Look at those protestors flying the Algae-BT flag. I bet they’re behind all of this!

Netherlands declares Toyotathon

Looks like this was generated

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza