The heritage foundation needs to be burned to the ground, chapter by chapter.

My guess is they probably previously had 1 or 2 15-minute paid breaks, and a 30-minute unpaid lunch break. But now they only get the unpaid break.

Big if true

Donald Duckin’ it

This is my parking lot, I sell mackerel and blueberries

sharpens guillotine

5 hours later, that YouTube account has been terminated

That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor

🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶

Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

and use sand for lube

Mister, would you please help my pony

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie