One of? I thought it was several…

Also, as a Brit, let’s not mention the charge of the Light Brigade.

Russia? They can’t even win a war in Ukraine…

Is that all? I remember when I was about 10 talking to my Dad about flying cars in the future.

That was 43 years ago…

I’m 53… and that was how I started playing.

It took me two years and a bit of fiddling with the controller setting to “git gud”. My K/D ratio for the first couple of years was 0.11 (prolly lower but that was the lowest it would show.) and I eventually got it up to 0.71 (approx 1.1 for the last few seasons).

Im amazed at how many people play these games without a headset. I can usually hear them before I see them.

Are you Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?

They’re revolting…

See, this is the thing about being smart. You’re intelligent enough to realise that there’s a lot of shit you don’t know.

When you’re thick you just believe any old bollocks you read…

But even their good games are the same games over and over…

To Ukraine or Russia?

If anyone asks me how I’m doing my bog standard response is “Fucking terrible but apart from that I’m OK.”

My body is also a temple.

Admittedly it’s like the temple of Athena… really old and falling apart but it’s still a temple.

No.

Graham Fraser: Technology reporter.

Signal, compared with other messaging apps, has added security features to protect the privacy of its users. Conversations on the app are end-to-end encrypted, which means they can only be read by the recipients. Signal can’t even read what has been sent. But security is only as good as the person using it.

Link

Hmm. I’ll go out on a limb here and guess that the answer is…

… money.

Steel section bender.

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All of last year, every time they said this month was the hottest on record, I kept saying “So far…”

Yeah, if they don’t keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them…

Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?