Just wanted to say that this is the first time I’ve seen “Donvict,” and my buddy who calls him tRumpus is gonna love it.

I laugh at your comment, but then I cry because of the situation.

Lecture them back. Teach them about irony and satire. If that doesn’t work, just start screaming and shitting. I have to do this twice a month at least. The laundry bill is killer.

Oh, brother, I come from the land of McDonald’s. Nobody’s food is shittier than ours.

Whoa how did I end up at shittyfoodporn?

edit: downvote me all you want, it’s not going to save your breath

Amidala in my ass

This guy loves 2 things: running, and doing weird shit to see how it affects his running. Cool guy.

He’ll have to take it up with Thunderstorm Tony. Quite frankly, I wish somebody would.

This is the most humorous thing I’ve seen in a while; I’ve quite enjoyed viewing it.

I gotta say I’m just really upset that nobody called me out on my belief that crotches normally smell like onions.

You shouldn’t be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.

Sorry; I was echoing the mentality, not the reality.

I figured so. That’s why I refuse to drink it without COVID.

Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water

Big T = big pp

Thank you, lol

Oh man, I used to get heartburn from onions, garlic, tomato, bananas, water. Everything. Now it’s mostly just raw onion and sour candy that gets me.

Onion Sally 🤣

Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.