Who can afford a backup egg?

Well

Please do not drag the same tired jokes over from reddit (e.g. broken arms). Stick around long enough to learn Lemmy’s tired jokes.

Yes

Why are all the captions being posted as spoilers? I get an error any time I try to remove them.

And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.

What kind of cake should I bake when it happens?

It would be Pedro for sure.

How does one see it in person?

You can do even better. Charlie Kirk said  “I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage”

Just tell them Kirk wouldn’t want you to feel empathy.

FYI, spoiler tags do not work across all platforms.

You can tell this cat was in an accident and had to get the front hood replaced.

My dog posted this.

That’s the trophy from Taskmaster

CLAMPS

Dont be such a condescending bench.

Nah, just needs the right butt plug.

Fan4stic

Omg I haven’t had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!

Edit: well fuck, it’s sparkling water.