Butters:“I find this tree acceptable, as it enhances my magnificence. You may now bring me treats, peasant.”

Also, Elon Musk has stated Tesla full self driving will be available next year

Yeah, that’s what killed the dinosaurs.

Can you bring them back?

How do you have my IP address?

president is lashing out at female reporters

Is it lashing because rapng is out of the question?

And here am I thinking .ml stands for MaraLago!

Nice beaver.

Oh, I might have upvoted this comment, but it’s only so I can come back with my army of Swifties,.Ciruses and Montanas to downvote you to the shadow realm.

/s that was awesome

That’s pet cats and doesn’t count the damage that feral cats do.

Here claims that Australia’s Cats Kill Two Billion Animals Annually, with feral cats killing 1.4 Billion.

I’ve personally scraped up native birds and possums that were killed by neighbours roaming pet cats. Most not eaten. And some just paralysed and left that I called WIRES wildlife rescue for. It’s heartbreaking. These poor little critters didn’t deserve an ending like that.

Cats like hunting. Please keep your kitty inside.

In the 1970s, when the NZ Prime Minister Robert Muldoon was asked about the high numbers of New Zealanders leaving for Australia he replied:

“It raises the IQ of both countries”.

Just brilliant!

Hey, look! This magnet sticks to my head!

Of course! We always eventually end up with two players in each industry. Because if there’s two, that means there is no monopoly, and there is ‘competition’ in the ‘free market’! Also, there is never any collusion or price fixing, trust me! Rejoice!

Wait. Is he gonna eat that cat?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PUT THE KITTY DOWN AND PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT MEOW!

Yeah, and what about if they stub their toe?

For real. The number of times I’ve been working problems on a Raspberry Pi and my searching ends up there is wild.

Plz, bro.

Where can I haz shares?

Need lambo.

Dicks out for Jane Goodall?

She was one of the best of us monkeys…😪

Jesus!

I did not expect blasphemy from you, of all people!

The rarely seen snekkitty