The closing credits for ALF.

It’s called Make America Kittens Again and I just turned mine back on. It’s a Firefox extension.

That’s a fair assessment. However, I personally, am at my limit of awful things I’m able to carry around with me currently. Best I can muster is a “fuck this silly hat wearing asshole” at present.

Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.

I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”

I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.

Well. The administration would be consistently brain wormy I guess.

He always looks so confused in his photos.

Bone Spurs McShart can only buy one of those medals like his buddies the Adelsons did so of course he thinks it’s better.

Combat on Atari 2600.

lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

Colorado?

The photo is kinda creeping me out in ways that I don’t have words for. Did someone leave the Necronomicon open again?

You know, maybe I’m getting old but I remember a time when the Republican Party wasn’t running on a platform that consists of nothing but batshit crazy. I’ve never been a Republican but there was some semblance of sanity there and not this soup sandwich of bathrooms and genitals. Jfc.

Tim Walz, America’s Dad.

If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.

That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

What about a sabot?

Jesus he’s still alive?!