Waste not, want not

Seeing him again on Saturday. Can’t wait!

Nelly is a pretty kitty

I wish I only had to work 11 days this month.

Other than the running around terrified for your life part

Newmoanyuh

You pronounce the p?

You doing okay buddy?

JIF is peanut butter

Blood. Looks like wood but you would be wrong.

No, it would just be ‘q’. Right now, I would pronounce it kay-way maybe.

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

My towel keeps knocking things off the edge of the table

Jamal Khashoggi was assassinated at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul.

I would have thought West Virginia was more appropriate for OD’ing :)

-ia

Don’t tread on me

They should have called your state East Virgina

Facebook has like 3 billion monthly active users. 5 million is like .001%. Throw up a mastodon sign up to every Facebook user and you’d probably see similar results.