MobileDecay

He should keep that between him and his woman. He doesn’t need to lie to us. 🤷‍♂️

That wasn’t the question though. ☹️

Must be desperate for love. 😂

They don’t even look like real gold. It looks like a fake Rolex from the streets of Manhattan. 🤣

What am I reading? 🤨

I actually prefer self checkout. Idk. I get it though.

Bugs Bunny 😁

Only losers complain about moderators. 🤔

The white MC Hammer.

He’s Putins pretty lil puppet. 😊

I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

It’s that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

Trump at next debate: In NY zombies are roaming the streets eating people and all Kamala cares about is giving toddlers sex changes against their will after luring them in with cotton candy!!! 🤪🤪🤪

Phase? Tool is a phenomenal band. Not a phase.

It’s too late! Now I’m screwed! 😭😭😭

eBay has them for cheap using the Buy it now option. ☺️

The day we understand ourstand what our cats say is the day they go back into the streets. Hopefully Google doesn’t add meow to Google Translate. 😢

My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢

It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊