Hey I already jacked of to the best buy commercial, I’ve done my duty. Now it’s your turn.

Look im glad she’s getting a paycheck but why do people give these 2 soulless companies free marketing by falling for this fabricated rivalry.

When you order your SCP girlfriend from Temu.

“Sir, this is a sperm bank”

China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)

Also, if any other country upsets it’s citizens you have a couple tens of thousand people riled up, millions max. If China does it, it’s going to be a quarter of humanity.

Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?

Look, I’m a freak who loves having nightmares, but that’s beside the point. But the last time I had a dream I didn’t like, it was one where I was being chewed out in front of the whole class for being late to a lab class in college. Actually made me wake up early and start getting my shit together.

How grandma sees you when you drive her.

I make my bed every day.

“I also think my sister is hotter than me.”

Baseball, huh?

Me when I snooze.

He sacrificed his natural skin color.

If Zelenski pulled himself up by his bootstraps, he also could go golfing and skiing one day. /s

Yo, what the fuck?

Can I buy the movie rights to your life?

Fixed

You’re not getting burned alive but its hot enough that you’re constantly sweaty.

The demons don’t actively torture you but they are going to jump you when you turn the wrong corner.

You’re not there for eternity, it’s just really difficult to leave.

You don’t eternally burn in the flames to atone for your sins, but you have to work to pay them of.

…

Shit I think I just described San Francisco.

The girl got hammered and drilled too on that day.

Because it’s brainless to write one and sells well enough. There are literaly AI generated children books.