Yeah I’m deleting this app now. I love a nice alternative to reddit, but considering how much unblurred porn bleeds through to my timeline with no provocation, I really don’t want to run the risk of something truely heinous like whatever is associated with this making it to my Frontpage.

Now we just need L…

Well now their absence is leading to dictators being established in our country… Based I guess?

No idea, I really don’t use Twitter.

The CIA are fucking asleep. Isn’t it their whole job to assassinate political corruption descretely?

Actually they’ll use anything they can to get that same fix twitter delivered before. The quality doesn’t matter if it’s their only outlet. Until a new app arrives to replace it, nothing will kill it. It’s like Davy Jones’ heart.

Seems like there should be an Osha violation or something about this. That’s a health hazard and while I understand there’s limited seating, it should be the plane’s responsibility to compensate the passengers for expecting them to sit in biohazardous filth, instead they just threatened them with being put on a no-fly list unless they got off the plane of their own volition with likely no compensation.

How would he get revenge for that? They’re his own damn fault.

Revenge?

Which last time? The civil war last time or the insurrection last time?

The meat is built up by the liquid made in the bones.

If I remember there’s weak and strong nuclear force, then two others.

100% surious. 4 real this time.

I mean what was supposed to happen? Are we meant to be scared of the FBI? They can’t even take down an overweight elderly man with a combover…

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“thanks for making me shoot coffee out of my nose.”

I have NEVER seen this phrase used on reddit.

Datlyof: You didnt see bombs on the roof… YOU DIDNT!

Guys this isn’t reddit. Can we just forget these losers and idolize at least different douchebags?

… Is it just coincidence his last name is Epstine?

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Yup. Thats me. You probably want to know how I got here…