It’s a cat tail sail. ⛵

Thank you for the cute picture. I kneaded it today.

The last thing a bug sees.

Lock in.

Get your shit together and go back up the spout. 🕷️

No time like now.

But it has 🚨

Thanks for the follow up

If you get your wiener hot enough, you can mold it into any shape you want.

Ever since I heard of microplastic, this has been on my mind quite a bit. Although it might not be “ingested” if they are micro enough, it can probably still get absorbed every time you brush. Multiple that by every day of your life and, boom, now there’s plastic in my balls and I’m 3D printing on my girl’s face.

Are they hiring new cheese makers for this cheese? I’d be interested.

IE! Represent.

Pretty good feed content imo.

That’s exactly what they WANT you to think

People sure are quick to blame Russia, when in reality, it’s Hvaldimir, a rogue spy Beluga whale. I mean, sure, he was trained by Russia, but now he’s a merc for hire. This was his first solo gig to get him international notoriety and tell us he’s up for grab$.

He’s like “I didn’t know what happened, but I think I’m dying. I just want you to know, I’d still eat your face if I could. Let me touch that delicious face one last time.”

Can I have a slice of that cinnamon loaf please? 🍞

Good peepin’ window too

Number of days stranded

If you’re paying rent and a mortgage you should reevaluate your living situation.

He’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.

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