My (cat person) mom has the following axiom: if the cat is at your home, it is your cat
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LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•NATO commander says Europe has backfilled most gaps from US cutbacks on military equipmentEnglish
2·2 months agoNo, it’s because Ringo Star, drummer from the Beatles, has the Elfstones and is able to use them.
But underneath the fur?
And the Navy sunk 139 squid trawlers, since 0.000000000001% chance some powder for shrimp now instead
Go watch Smashing Pumpkins video “Today”
We have “no-idea”(except we know EXACTLY because someone newspaper published a full page add about Aetheoship Dispute Devices that make your head very hot when they steal your ideas!) How, but David Corrigan STOLE OUR LIFE for that video
Because my bud delivered ice cream pies for Baskin Robins, and the lot of us would pile in the back of the styrofoam insulated van, filled with dried ice and leftover ice cream pies, that his insane-stoner-trust-fund-rich-boomer-boss- was incapable of counting.
An he would drive us to a national park, and we would box all the weed we could muster, like often a quarter ounce, in the air tight space, until we nearly blacked out.
Then we would pour out together and zerg the woods and rivers by the moon, except that fully 30% of the time the cops would be waiting, but so many teens were doing likewise, that by a miracle herd defense, we were somehow barely able to dive roll around alley lights, ditch the smoking dry ice in a, …, ditch, and crawl under trucks back into the ice cream van to drive “safely”(always beyond impaired driver) back home.
Where we would then dare that driver to eat as many ice cream (whole fucking pie sized) pies as in-humanly possible, then the rest of us would nearly aspirate pon our vomit from laughing for he would puke, such that it steamed the air from the temperature difference, inspite being down his gullet a half hour, still frozen!
And Gen X???
All of the above, but also:
We had to steal !ALL! our parents’ butter knives, and smelt them beneath electrical elements and toasters, then smoosh hash between them, with maximum force of strength and agressive sawing motions, whilst earnestly deep throating 2L plastic bottles with the bottom plate hacked off, inhaling madly, bobbing that plastic fume hood mere millimeters from the red hot poker. And if, somehow, whilst impaired, any part of this should go wrong somehow (how!? Why!?) Endure the humiliation at work home and school as people knowingly ridiculed the giant burn scars upon our cheeks of shame Also?(maybe? Unrelated?) From early elementary school dismissal, we would all congregate "pon the "play"ground for “rock-war”(EXACTLY what it sounds like, unless you think it sounds like music) till 6-11pm as peoples parents returned from work the kids could slink away to scarf a can a tomatoe soup and burned grilled cheesus. After that we congregated for roof-running, van-fleeing, and arson. So searing your face inquisition style with medical pain relief was a welcome graduation to sub-adult-hood
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•SpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skyEnglish
1·3 months agoIze da gy tha bilz da boa’ I’ve da gy tha saiz em
M R birds M R Knot M R Sew Cedar IT Bitey Vings? Whale oil beef hooked! M R birds!!!
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•‘I call the shots:’ Trump says Netanyahu will have ‘no choice’ but to accept whatever deal US makes with Iran - i24NEWSEnglish
4·3 months agoAs you say: “Hezbollah never seized firing either”
From this we absolutely know, by your clear choice of words, that you state:
You want Americans to give Iron-Dome missile defenses to Palestine and Lebanon, so that they can “seize-the-fire” of Israel. All non-Jewish semetic people thank you for your support, and ICE and Republican Officials welcome you for a fireside chat.
Indeed, your commander in McChef velcomes you to become a "foundation"al member of his ballroom.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Israel hit by wave of Iranian missiles. Iranian military says: "This is the beginning of a full week of continuous strikes"English
11·3 months agoWere there negotiations?
A lying sack of orange shit said so, and went out of it’s diaper to repeatedly insist it wasn’t yahoo-serious’ plan, and a bunch of mass murderous pedo-philes ham handed “free” press to “equal weight” above points
So yeah it must be 50% true right!?
So why are the negotiations not going anywhere???
Maybe if we believe harder?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly?
2·3 months ago(As far as we know)Women are a very small % of psycho(or-any-type?)killers. Like shabby mass (violent) slaughter attempts is absolutely a mostly-male thing
BUT
The tiny % of female psycho killers is mostly all elderly/disabled care, and when convicted 10s-100s of kills. And thats what an official thinks its easy to prove to a dead-beat-jury, so truth be told, some of those gals did 100s or 1000s!!!
So the rare “Venus-Libertina” of infrequent-occurence yet maximum-slaughter does indeed put men to shame
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly?
2·3 months agoJust based on the outrageous “strata” fees on “owned” lots for pre-fab/trailer parks (not the rental pad lots, totally different(same?) Story)
More per month just to get your (wife’s, ass) grass mowed than to maintain my ancient building…
Private Equity got anywhere you could move also
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly?
2·3 months agoNearly??? So long overdue!!!
In the 1980s when Regean fired all unionized Air-Traffic-Control and replaced them using the military. USA workers did nothing, and that’s when they lost the game folks! THAT was the moment, do or die, national general strike or… They COULD still knock over the table and walk out of the casino… any day now… in the last 40 years… maybe tomorrow… day after?..
PS Some kids cutting class on a Friday or Monday every 3 months is NOT a general strike!
The USA general population has been an insult to the entire world history of resistance and protest, since the late 1960s, so fuck you very much for abandoning your watch and dooming us all, you weak ass-hats.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50
3·3 months agoNah, straight to the piss drinking stage, they wouldn’t drink ocean water, fish fucked there.
And yeah, half of them were already all about the aged urine rubs, cause not-a-doctor told them so.
Thank goodness the children weren’t alive to see that
That’s Candy Mountain; Mountain of Candy
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•SpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skyEnglish
3·4 months agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Britney Spears goes into rehab after driving under the influence arrestEnglish
512·5 months agoSo your saying it IS California?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You're supposed to say thank you
9·5 months agoEating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Treasury Adviser Admits Agency Didn’t Prepare for Economic Fallout of Trump’s Iran War
9·5 months agoA lot of recycled animation in all those classic (cheap) cartoons.
Fi Spiderman and RocketRobinHood
But the most… embarrassing… of all:
Superfriends, in an episode that shoulda been called “another humiliating day for AquaMan”
Regrettably attempted an “ethnic” superheroes episode.
All the A list are… busy?.. when (gasp) a Pyramid is spotted in a desert. Obviously a job for Aquaman, who takes with him: Eldorado, Zorro, and Apache Chief
Whilst saving Aquaman from (cough) a water!?! trap, A.C. reveals his power: he grows to giant size and strength, by beating his chest and yelling…
With the exact animation (just recoloured and lined over) as
You guessed it, The Grape Ape
I feel that this says something about the creators true views of the Team of Colour

Lol, feel like this belongs in “non-credible defense”
Provide them British food?
Air-Drop horse condoms, to create penile insecurity in the population?
Bombard them with mp3 players loaded with ai/auto tuner music?
Open a McDonalds chain?
Get Trump’s guy to fix their swimming pools?
Fund their GOP party?
Send evangelical christians to proselytize?
Provide all you can eat Ivermectin buffetts?
Cancel all Tuesdays to improve Trump’s negotiating position?
Send Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashnerbanerpal and Gilgamesh to kick ass? The Punisher? Judge Dread? Steven Seigal?
Meme Coin Market bizarres?
DNA replacement therapy virus to turn camels into alpacas? Or consumer rebates for Cybertrucks?
Shitzus?