the grift that keeps on grifting…

a small number of wealthy Americans riled up a large number of poor Americans, using single-issue voter tactics that prey on irrational fears, and gained control of more wealth and decision-making power than they know what to do with.

I can’t fathom what the point is, other than some doomsday scheme, where they plot to outlive us poors with hoarded resources, and the remaining bootlicker class as slaves.

between $1,001 - $15,000

Shake Your Screen" Optical Illusion refers to a fetish drawing category

how could a dancing frog meme be turned into a…

popular on Japanese Twitter

ah, right-o. carry on, then.

keep running up that hill

I’m sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

the ol’ muddy basement window

gotta nuke somethin’

¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯

now that I think about it, yeah, pretty much

∞!

and the pool of potential candidates is even more shallow when considering that the insurrection caucus has enough votes to make a would-be speaker sink or swim

I locked mine freshman year and never came back. no idea if it had anything in it.

making it back to my locker was stressful enough that I just gave up on it altogether and carried everything around all day

no one %&@#$ like gaston

the burders at the center of the ham pile might still be warm!

it’s alright, we just have to wait until their terms are up so we can democratically elect better justices, based on the will of the people

:-(

wildly missed opportunity to mention Beetlejuice one last time in the article and post his picture at the end

my cover band is playing a beach bar gig tonight… I started shedding Margaritaville and Cheeseburger as soon as I saw the headline

remember kids: always use a clean straw for your booger sugar!

ha! I definitely should get an ornamental gold one, at this point.

I’ve used steel for a long time for the durability, but switched to a brass one for my current job. we have important stainless surfaces that need to stay polished and unmarred.

the only multi tool I need: