Jikal

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

Tuning to G4 and there’s a 90% chance it’s either COPS or Cheaters

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

Orc: “Y’all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus’ git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off.”

I saw a pic that supposedly said “egg fried rice”. I wouldn’t even be mad

Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

The safety is off. Kitty has acquired target and is ready to fire.