The time for feeding

Shouldn’t have advertised it to the cat with the sign

Nope, she just loves cuddles and really demands them meowing loudly and snuggling up to me.

Her brother on the other hand woke me up yesterday at 4 am, would not let me sleep until I got up, half-sleepwalked downstairs and he showed me that his bowl of dry food is half empty.

Food bowl was empty for a whole 2 minutes. (There was another full one 3 steps further but that doesn’t matter)

Was at a public toilet. Now life is even shorter.

We do not shit on the couch. We do not barf hairballs onto the carpet.

Lately I have been a huge fan of Zartweizen, you can just use them in nearly any way you would use noodles or even sometimes rice. Also great in salads or soups.

Which country do you plan to move to?

I’m not really a watch person, but that one looks totally great!

Navigating in my Ass

Awww so cute :3

Now post it on facebook and confuse a lot of tech illiterate people…

If the water is warm enough and there are not any currents dragging you somewhere, how would this be any different from going swimming in a lake in the summer?

That instance name is great!

Heroin

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

“Countries where suicide is outlawed.pdf”

In the living room they routed audio cables through the walls for a surround sound system