Dutchman here. I love riding in fresh snow. Very serene, empty roads, and plenty of grip. It takes effort, and I’ll be wearing lots of layers, so I’m very warm.

Fuck old snow or black ice though. Like you say, snow is rare so I don’t have studded tires or chains and stuff. Usually the cycle tracks are well salted and plowed though. There’s even an app mhat can de bicycle route planning over plowed roads only.

Yes, both would work.

This one is much better!

Farting while sitting on it would be my guess

The first time I saw this meme I was laughing so hard I fell of my dinosaur

Buffalo the animal (I think it’s water buffalo for mozzarella)

Also, there is a hard line in the sand at elbow noodles. That’s Goulash.

WHAT?! I was all the way with you, until Goulash. What horrific version of goulash are you eating that contains elbow noodles? Or even noodles at all?

Would people just lie on the internet?

The same worries exist here too though. The blood bank isn’t allowed to pay you for your plasma, but it’s absolutely a for-profit organisation that runs on selling your plasma to pharmaceutical companies.

I still believe it’s a good thing to donate, but sometimes it feels a little icky that there’s also a businessmodel around it

Or a dead dog. Why shoot a live one?

Well, they got the frame before it where it was still stationary on the ground.

I have a good gaming PC in my living room. Still I find myself on the couch with my steam deck very often.

The first time I heard this joke I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur!

Depends on where you live. Here in Europe Pozidrive is slowly being replaced by six-lobe. Flatheads and Phillips are only on ancient stuff

Enough to marry

So I guess capable of answering “I do” when asked a question would be stable enough

Age is more than a number. Some people are very sharp at 80. Some are rapidly deteriorating at 60.

Turns out they can be, when they put comedians in charge

I know some very funny jokes, where the main target needs to be “dumb”, but it isn’t about the target or target group. In my country the jokes would be about Belgians.

Last week, a Cessna crashed into a Belgian cemetery. So far they’ve found 500 dead, and they’re still searching.

You don’t need a lot, or even any exercise, to prevent overweight. Diet is everything. The amount of extra calories you can eat for a run is easily outweighed by the extra hunger.

You never move in your sleep? Maybe dreaming?