You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
- 0 Posts
- 12 Comments
Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.networkto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Which is worse: not wanting kids, or wanting them too much?
12·12 days agodeleted by creator
In universe the holodeck generates a certain kind of matter that can’t leave the holodeck. So your jizz goes into the holomatter lady who is then presumably disinterested atom by atom just like a teleporter. So your jizz gets dissolved into the ether.
Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.networkto
World News@lemmy.world•Russian man given 14 days in jail after writing ‘Putin is a dickhead’ on election ballotEnglish
11·15 days agoNah cuz ballots are cast secretly. So there’s no way to know who wrote it. Some 100% safe and fine. No worries friend. Just relax. Everything is fine. Shh.
Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.networkto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The irony of arguing with someone who read about it in a history book vs. you having lived it
7·21 days agoI distinctly remember hearing:
There were rooftop cheers from a Muslim community in New Jersey.
There was cheering in Gaza.
That rooftop thing was a continual news cycle item for weeks. I recall it being debunked but none of the details.
I remember when he stepped on a lego and it hurt so bad he jumped up and down and hopped on one foot right into an intimate massage parlor and his credit card fell out of his pocket and he paid to exploit sex traffic victims.
Good times. What a nanny set of circumstances.
I’m kind of with you in that pink’s positions off but I can’t quite put my finger in why it’s off brand. It definitely feels off brand but I honestly can’t articulate it.
Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.networkto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What can I add or do to make ramen noodles tasty on a budget?
1·28 days agoThere’s a ramen sauce that makes ramen soup I like. Add that to just the dry noodles they sell- not the packs of ramen- and it’s very economical and better quality.
Anything works in ramen. If you have a freezer I’d suggest ham is a very very cheap protein to add if you can buy in a large size.
Otherwise, sprouts are good and inexpensive. So are mushrooms. Turkey is cheap but in bulk like ham. If you’re aiming for less bulk chicken thighs are inexpensive and good in soups.
If you brine your eggs in mirin and soy sauce they will work even better in the dish.
Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.networkto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm right and the other vegans are wrong
1·29 days agoI mean, a slave is a sapient being and a bee is an insect and may not even be sentient.
I guess arguing “the bugs just love working” and “the blacks just love working” strikes me as fundamentally different.
Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.networkto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm right and the other vegans are wrong
1·29 days agoI don’t think there is a dietary restriction that doesn’t draw a complete arbitrary line at some point.
Fish isn’t meat is just the pope compromising with fishermen. Not eating an oyster but eating corn is a fairly arbitrary line as well.
If I understand you correctly you want the door to unlock when you’re at home and approach the door?
That doesn’t strike me as a good thing.
Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.networkto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You wouldn't eat a lobster... if you could fuck it instead
4·2 months agoI didn’t jerk off a crab.
In 2016 they had a coordinated and clear effort to undermine the election and get Hilary in the primary over Bernie. Trump won.
In 2024 they all agreed to not challenge Biden despite serious concerns the ones in the know must have had.
Thats twice now they rolled out the red carpet for trump and in both cases it was to make damn sure their preferred candidate won the primary voters be damned.
It really should be brought up each election because it seems like they really want to keep doing it.