Shhhhhhhhhhhh-ting

I would crumble from the numerous broken bones and would bleed to death from all the cuts. I’d wager most people would bleed to death.

Cleaning?

No.

Which ain’t in the bed

Temp agencies are shite. Sign up with numerous proper job agencies that source people for full time positions and tailor your CV to suit each one. They do the work and you wait for a call. Find as many as you can.

You also need to follow through and be confident, friendly, and willing in the interview.

I should sleep.

I’m sleepy.

Where’s my bed?

Sleep.

Feed me.

Sleeps.

If you also can’t count.

He’s got more years in him yet. Deaf as a post and has a gammy back left leg that was degloved somehow when he was 10 (and cost 6 grand to fix), but still able to jump up on counters and the like.

As I recall, the oldest recorded cat was 38, so he has a way to go.

I honestly won’t be shocked if he has 5 more years in him at least, as he looks about 10 (and acts like it except for the incredibly loud mewling on account of being stone deaf). He has been treated like a prince.

That Bane one was one of the most poorly-structured, plot-hole-filled messes I’ve ever seen. Nolan is awful but you’re supposed to like his movies because they’re ‘good’ (if you like things that look very nice but with no characters and terrible dialogue).

Like everything Christopher Nolan makes.

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All photos are historical photos. That’s a lot to choose from.

You discover by searching things you already Iike and finding similar artists. LastFM is good for this.

Always bring a bomb to a gunfight

I’d bring much erzlue.

I have a hot tub, and if it’s any lower than 40 (a paltry max) I’m getting out. I add a few large pans of boiled water to my 40 degree tub.

I buy random ones at farm shops and garden centers, and my fave was one called Fuzzy Duck (Bergamot, hemp, and sandalwood), but you can’t go wrong with Radox Herbal Bath.

How dirty are you?

I have two kids, 3 and 10. This is my time, after they’re in bed.