kleptocracy…

The point is to hear the crunch when the door opens, duh.

I haven’t troubleshot windows in years. I fix switches, firewalls, Linux, and some mac issues.

Its like I can’t fix a BMW or Audi but can still work on other cars.

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Yes, now with his name on it.

Remember when Bart put Bart with herbicide on the lawn of the school…

Technically those peanuts would have been roasted.

As a person in tech, I’m against online voting.

I get the idea, but there’s too many factors involved with the whole internet.

We need instant results! You want me to wait for a count?!

/s

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"Inflammable means flammable, what a country! "

Dr. Nick

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No that doesn’t fix it! Shove a pillow in the gap… I mean, uh nothing to see here.

Fuck your god!

… and into the sun

-futurama

All tools are hammers if you try hard enough.

I will love you and squeeze you, and call you George…

We don’t give a fuck about your Jesus.

And change beer to weed and I’m all for it.

Moooeow

(Pronounced moo and meow together)

On three or 3 then go?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/should-you-use-until-or-till-or-til