Laws are only words on paper if no one bothers to enforce it. Even moreso when it comes to constitutions.

I dont trust him.

He hears the screams of the bits of carpet he hasn’t thrown up on yet.

He was morbidly obese when we got him from the humane society

I often question why he looks so anxiety-ridden all the time, as his day job is napping and property destruction.

It’s funnier to take bad pictures tho. Why else would I have a cat?

Same vibes

No worries lol, I just got very strong r/iamverysmart vibes. Thank you for the info! The meme is really just to make fun of the cat, which tends to be my day job

K?

Oh it’s not a puddle, the two are stubbornly stacked up on top of the older orange one and he did not consent

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“Now prisoner 24601…”

I can look at a small open space (trunk, corner of a room, shelves, etc) a and then look at the item I need to fit in that space and say with a decent amount of confidence “yeah that’ll fit perfectly” or “that’s gonna be slightly too big”