What in the hell is “debarking”?! 😱

My liege

Nap?

Look at that honey baked ham!

Maybe an Associate degree?

This is the life that I want.

Honey is my hero!

👁️

Here’s my dapper little man.

That’s only a completely terrifying prospect.

Religion is a helluva drug.

They should have asked if the Electoral College wants a second debate.

Federal prison*

Ah cool. It’s been many years since I’ve been to that airport.

I think you’re thinking of O’Hare in Chicago.

LeAVe iT To thE STaTeS

That’s great and all, but someone taking down a sign doesn’t mean they’re not gonna vote for him. Now they can just do it without announcing it to the world.

Sure, why not? Who the hell is going to stop him? What’s legal or constitutional doesn’t matter if no one is going to enforce it.

Ooookay grandpa. Let’s get you back to your home.

Who the fuck cares if any deal is good for Russia?