BucketBong

Unblur your porn and see if that helps.

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We can’t give you those files, they’re the ones with all our names in it. - U.S government.

Now, imagine you have a cool dog with you on your methventure.

Can confirm, patting a cat while high as fuck on opium will make the high better, maybe not double, but definitely fully enhance the situation, just like being on MDMA or cocain and hanging out with a dog does the same.

Meth is made better with a bird, specifically one that loves screaming back at you.

Acid is made better by fish in a fish tank or pond.

I feel like we’re about to get a real life version of the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode, “In the pale moonlight”.

I’m a big fan of the John F’ing arts

Nawww, did the results not go your way?

Are we at the beheading part of history yet?

Maaaaa! That weird fuckin cats back again!

Pam Bondi:

Has departed… Bitch, it never had those values, you gotta have values to depart from them.

Can someone remove Temu Hitler from reality already.

They can take my private jet from my cold dead hands… once I buy one.

Who the fuck is Adam McKay?

I don’t think I have the physical or mental ability to be shocked by shit like this anymore.

It’s the entire reason I want him to.

It’s like 2 ft deep, his lard ass is hitting that bottom like a boulder.

I hope he tries to do a cannonball into it.

The land of the free and the home of the brave… remember when that meant something America.