I know there’s the whole “burn the house” joke, but I think I actually would in this case

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is better straight out of the can, and I will die on this hill

Had one of these. Used it all of 2 times before moving. Next time I tried to fire it up, nothing but an occasional clicking sound

“Bitch, you talking to ME?” Type energy

You’re telling me I have 22 years to get WORSE???

Quality of life is definitely exponentially better than it was at that time. However, while we may not face the same physical turmoils, I believe the mental turmoil is much, much greater in the modern day. We do not have nearly as much concern for physical health, but mental health has hit the floor. I don’t know that the general human condition is necessarily “better” or “worse”, just different

Year later, and I’d like to rescind this statement

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How does one find true love?

Star Wars Battlefront II PS2 invincibility:

Pause

Hold L2/R2

Up, up, up, left, down, down, down, left, up, up, up, left, right

I once made the mistake of setting Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park as my wake-up alarm.

I can’t listen to that song anymore…

35% of your energy with every stride? Y’all need to start working out

Speak for yourself

Quick, someone make a meme of Luigi eating beans out of a denim bowl! “Luigeans”

Yes, let us all just starve and get evicted. Most of us are barely scraping by while we are working 40+ hr weeks. Forfeiting our meager incomes simply isn’t an option if we want to, you know, survive.

Blasphemy

Did the same thing with my PC tower. Got about half of the side covered

3D printed claymore is wild

…source?

I just switched to vaping… The temptation is real