I’m gonna narrow this down to two categories because many foods could land on this list

Pizza: either Chicken Bacon Ranch or parmesan sauce pizza (also called Asiago). Recently discovered the latter and I honestly can’t go back to red sauce

Chinese Food: Crispy Honey Chicken from my local Golden Rice restaurant. They’re wildly old-school, drive thru with paper menus, a menu taped on the window and no modern drive thru. They used to be a dine-in location but last I knew they closed that part of the restaurant. They own my soul with their Crab Rangoons and once I tried the CHC, i never looked back

Moral Orel is just one punch to the gut after another once you get to the later episodes

I once completely burned a tortilla trying to make a quesadilla

Course! [Here’s the Multi-Tool](Multitool Knife 17 in 1Fire… https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYRN75WT?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share) and [Here’s the flashlight!](Hoxida LED Tactical Flashlight,… https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09T96Y3QX?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share)

I have two items I bought for my upcoming Aviation Maintenance training this December. A usb rechargeable flashlight and a 17-in-1 multitool, both which will come in mighty handy these next few years

I’m able to crack every joint in my hand, my wrists, my neck, my back, my ankles, and sometimes my toes

My elbows, hips, and knees occasionally crack but usually they just make a soft click noise

Now that I think about it, they read us Where The Red Fern Grows in 5th grade when I was 11, and the next year they had us watch it

We were barely teenagers and they hit us with that

Coraline. I can watch breakdowns of that movie on YouTube, and even watched a several hour long breakdown of the Beldam and the entire story, but I still can’t watch the movie itself

Christmas needs to start after American Thanksgiving, PLEASE

Nearly anything from the Onion or Florida

Begin an essay on chronic migraines :)

Edit: with a following essay on how she doesn’t owe you shit

The smollest of bleps

It would still be a disaster what ever happens. I never said them getting along would cause said disaster

Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster

I tend to use “The Alphabet Mafia” when referring to everyone under the LGBT+ acronym

Every time I to to either PetCo or PetSmart I have to visit the cats

Neither did i, thought i was looking at a giant bug i hadn’t seen before!

I can cross a normal two lane residential street, but not the nearly 5-lane main road across the railroad tracks

Only a matter of time before it becomes the Ship of Theseus