Do you think silly straws are kinked?

It’s why he brings squishy children to hide behind

Try Teeeeeeeeeetris

I agree with you, but I wish I didn’t. I don’t want to have empathy for these horrible people

You’re right and I hate it. The rich and powerful should have fewer protections. Not more

We call it a “high value treat”

Yes (especially from just this photo), if it weren’t for the odd shape of his chest in that beach photo. That one is indicative of HGH without any exercise

I could 100% be wrong, but that’s what it looks like to me

I’ve said this before. As the child of someone who’s consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers

Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to “offset” it by giving you a proportionate amount of testosterone estrogen

To anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

I’m completely out of the loop as to how they’re referred, so I’m just taking a guess at why the meme calls them mental illnesses:

I think it’s likely because they’re things that require diagnosis and can require treatment

It’s not always up to them, pal

I see! That makes perfect sense! Thank you

Please please please forgive my ignorance

Looking at the basic definition of eugenics makes it seem like the sci-fi concept of editing a fetus to not have diseases. Is there something ethically wrong with that?

I know eugenics is based in nazi shit and “selective breeding” (which I’m vehemently against), but people get angry at the term, so I’m assuming we’re nowhere nere the sci-fi stuff(?)

I would hate to have to paint a cat. I can’t even get them to sit still

You’re telling me that you believe that Christ comes back to life every Sunday in the form of a bowl of crackers and you proceed to just eat the man?

• Charlie from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”

I can fly a plane all the way to the scene of the crash

That’s very true

Just trying to make myself feel better: those cops from other countries don’t have any kind of legal jurisdiction over you, so you can kick their ass

That being said, it’s not the average American with an Italian ancestry that’s having the CCP knock at their door. It’s people with family in China who they can threaten

…no. They said “gay woman”. Not “straight woman”

I feel like tv and movies do more than we think for giving a base-layer of military training. I’m not saying it’s LIKE military training, but people have at least seen what they’re going to do before training

I’ve been to a few other countries. The people (especially retail workers) are extremely patient. All it takes is a smile and “excuse me” and they will try as hard as they can to build a communication bridge. I don’t know why we Americans have no patience

Unfortunately, I’m willing to bet that it’s not “you can’t put a jacket on wildlife” as much as it is something generic like “you can’t handle or touch non-domestic animals”