I work in a hospital admitting patients for surgery.

The amount of people who come in with LARGE wads of cash is… perplexing. My guess is these people don’t trust banks or the people around them, so they carry their cash everywhere they go.

As a phlebotomist, this is an amazing idea. Patent and sell this idea, my dude.

Dude, fucking tell me about it. I make $30 an hour and can’t even afford an apartment in my own where I live. I’ve been reduced to living in my parents backyard in a small house we built.

Can I just please find something affordable already!

Oh no! Good on you for getting her checked! Hope she heals well ✨

Oh she’s so pretty!

Oh! How cute. Why is Zelda wearing the kiwi of shame??