Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)

I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao

Found Dick Cheney

Ooooh, tell me more about this mythical wire

Yooo, this sounds funny as frickin heck. Anyone knows this?

For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.

I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before

Yeah, it’s supposed to be the worst pain

Execute everyone.

Idk, I prefer B3 with Leslie