He looks qualified to own be a car wash.

This concept could be an entire Lemmy community.

Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.

It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”

Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?

Roussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.

47 will just proclaim that all of the protesters were there to celebrate his birthday.

Stomp: “I’ll have a rum . . . . And coke.”

Bartender: “why the pause?”

Stomp: “Dunno, I’ve always had them.”

Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.

I have revived multiple computers and my mom’s windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

I was just thinking earlier today that I miss Tim Walz. Walz 2028!

Diesel too?

My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.