Trailblazing Braille Taser

A “million dollar company” could be pulled directly out of their ass. Jenny’s illiteracy doesn’t inspire confidence in her accounting skills.

Because it will be human present when it happens, right?

In case anyone needs to hear this — when blood and mucus start coming out your butt, you need to go to the gastroenterologist. Don’t believe your primary care physician who says it’s probably IBS and therefore untreatable and not worth worrying about. It was ulcerative colitis for me, and they have treatments that let you live your life without being tethered to the bathroom.

MAC AND CHBURGER

MAC AND CHURGER

M’URGER

Sorry to be crass, but fuck that. Is anyone excited about the generic geriatric white male candidate? Tons of people love AOC and Bernie, too, for that matter. I think we need a candidate that actually inspires people. Someone that people want to vote for, volunteer for, canvas for, etc. Maybe I’m just a dreamer, though.

Unless you’re absolutely loaded… yes, you still need insurance.

If they had value, they would be “priceful” but the article clearly states the opposite.

Oh my god, why did they name it “Lubelogger”?

… hoping to work in their place for free

What a boring way to be a vampire. Show some originality, blood suckers!

Please stop the simulation, I’d like to return to regular life

The reload time is zero, but teleporting N meters away takes N seconds. Oh, and it looks like the transporter effect from Star Trek where you fade out and get all sparkly.

Personally, I prefer the ziggurat cheese technique compared to the concentric cheese rectangles

There’s even a haunting song to remind us

Bro, the reason the school calls them “volunteer hours” is because the places that need help are asking for volunteers. Even though it’s mandatory for students, these are hours at a volunteering opportunity. Interacting with the community is part of growing up, and part of their education. It’s not slavery.

The core of Christianity is internalizing the contradiction of three gods that are actually one. With the axiom that 3 = 1, you can prove anything. This is how you can believe that Jesus taught radical acceptance, but it’s okay to hate anyone who’s different than you.

Chart showing average height, but incorrectly scales the entire person instead of just the height, …

The sin committed here was that the y axis began at something other than zero. If you scaled just their height without fixing the y axis, everyone except the Dutch would look like little clay men getting squished by a hydraulic press.

Because that’s how typography works? Why do you capitalize the first letter in each of your sentences?

Because it’s not illegal?

Err, future knowledge might count as material non-public information.

How would this be any different from more people existing in the world? These AGIs still need to eat (err, consume electricity). Or are you assuming they’ll be superior intelligences and thus disruptive?