Texas: Those damn commies have destroyed Texas, we need to vote Republican to repair the damage!

Republicans who have controlled every level of politics in Texas for over 20 years: Yeah, what he said!

Right. As opposed to the rest of the country where seeing millionaires in congress is such a rarity.

If Texas elects a New York Yankee i think we should redesignate Texas as the most cucked of all states.

Hank Hill(who was born in Yankee stadium) would be absolutely aghast by this

Why not dominate the boxing ring? C’mon we wanna see billionaires beating the shit out of each other.