That was my nickname in high school.

Yeah but I don’t like walnuts anyway /shrug

Well that’s what I call an accommodating host!

Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Astoria, love that picture from the tower.

I accept your reasoning. And now I want toast you bastard.

I love toast, but that butter needs to be evenly spread the moment it’s soft enough for maximum enjoyment.

How do you know they’re not married?

Yeah, that’s why I NEVER work out, so I won’t get distracted by other dudes when I’m trying to attract ladies! Wait, I think I see a flaw in my logic…

Texas: Those damn commies have destroyed Texas, we need to vote Republican to repair the damage!

Republicans who have controlled every level of politics in Texas for over 20 years: Yeah, what he said!

He played a character called Joe on a TV show called NewsRadio. It’s all been downhill from there.

I’m just here for the love of a Moonstruck meme.

Ok but that better not give me anger issues.

Kegels.

Sir, do you mean to say that Hornswoggle is not REALLY a leprechaun, or that he isn’t really the illegitimate son of Vince McMahon?

Watching sweaty roided up men groping each other for hours on end? You do you ;-)

Yeah but ain’t none of my usual contacts holdin’, ya know?

Yeah I felt that way when I was younger, now I want caffeine AND flavor.