Please do not the cat.
He did the cat.
They actually meant “Please do note the cat”. Noted
Your dinner seems undercooked.
I like my meat rare but having my dinner mewing at me is a bit much.
Pussy? For breakfast?
Beef.Pussy.It’s what’s for
dinner.breakfast.Absolutely. Sex hormones are high in the morning.
Have a buttery croissant for dinner instead of cat 🫶🏼
Will do! and for you, a tangerine for dinner?🍊
What a handsome fellow
I know that’s a complainy mew.
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If you don’t want your cat in a frying pan, do not get a perfectly cat sized frying pan
Since cats are liquid, all frying pans are cat sized frying pans
"I live in Japan
without the J"
I live in ya pan.
Resistance is futile.
Place makes food warm. Maybe it can make cat warm. Genius.
Curiosity, cats, etc
I don’t think this is a very good recipe.
Needs some catnip.
In German, we have a saying when something is unbelievable that roughly translates to “That makes the dog in the pan crazy” (Da wird doch der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt). Maybe it works with cats too, donno, never tried it.
Do people actually say that irl?
Da wird doch der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt.
Now that you ask, I don’t remember hearing or saying it but neither does it feel out of place. Don’t know if that makes sense
Please. Don’t. Eat. Him.
Do not the cat
c/ He Will Be Stir-Fried
