• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    18 days ago

    Slowly dehydrating and shrinking over time while sitting listlessly in the cold…

    …laughed at and mocked by passers by…

    …eventually to have your aged, mutilated carcass dragged into the street and mercilessly consumed by the neighborhood deer…

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      18 days ago

      I was sure there would be a comment about fucking the pumpkin but this is certainly also something