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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

This is a PSA

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This is a PSA

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    You just gave so many people a car repair bill.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Ah shit, my bad.

      • snooggums@kbin.social
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        But you saved them from letting it get worse!

        • Psythik@lemm.ee
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          You’re right. I really should get that timing chain checked out.

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    No. Live your life one day at a time. Worrying when things are going well is Protestant Puritan bullshit. They have a mindset that life is suffering and suffering is good because it means you will be rewarded in the Afterlife. Fuck that shit. If your life is finally comfy, ENJOY THE SHIT OUT OF IT YOU GODDAMNED MUTHERFOCKERS.

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    I don’t remember the last time I was properly comfortable.

    • Bonehead@kbin.social
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      Congratulations! You’ve achieved adulthood!

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      I got bad news for you. You’ve already achieved peak comfort

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    I’m not sure what this is talking about but it sounds like I should be rebelling and I like it.

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    Fuck, I was let go from my job this week and seeing this post in my morning daze made me question reality for a few seconds. I guess it’s time to get out there and find something new.

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    Dude I just got my car battery replaced, let me breathe.

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  • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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    What if I want it to happen again?

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      Can we define “it” so that everyone is clear what we’re talking about here?

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        That’s what got us sent there in the FIRST place!

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    This was super funny to read from the depths of my covers with the cat sleeping on me. Probably it’s just going to be my back hurts again if I don’t move.

    But she is sleeping, so this is not one of those decisions that is up to me. Know what you can control.

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      The council cat will now decide your fate

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    As a student, I needed this

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    No need to hurry, anxiety will win anyway.

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    The fact my first thought was related to my work is a bad sign. Guess I need to ramp up my efforts in looking for something else

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      I do this but I don’t hate it. Except I hate myself for not hating it.

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    Papyrus

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      I know what you did

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