Kalkaline

Joke? That’s not a joke, Elon Musk’s presidency is bought and paid for.

This dumb mother fucker could be goaded into going harder on the tariffs. He’s going to cripple the economy over his ego, again.

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Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

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He just tried to start a war with Iran, NBD.

You can’t fine a baby, you just fine the mother twice.

Right, they do, but it’s also terrible for everyone who’s not already a billionaire.

I don’t 100% disagree, but there needs to be a mechanism for pulling back those spending dollars through taxation of large corporations and the ultra wealthy otherwise you get more wealth consolidation and possible run away inflation.

https://www.vogue.com/article/paris-hilton-debunks-stop-being-poor-shirt I’m not a fan of her’s, but that was a Photoshop job.

You have the world’s tiniest violin, but can you play it?

“We’ll allow it, but only for corporate America and those making >$500k/year” -Sinema and Manchin

I saw shit smeared on a bathroom door the other day, hand dryers only, no paper towels, it was so gross.

This is how you get alternatives to the rule of law.

Here’s an idea: we sacrifice the richest person in the world to the god of Capitalism, The Invisible Hand, and see if it makes the wealth trickle down faster.

Trump accepting the pardon from himself means he’s guilty but gets no consequences, sort of maintaining the status quo.

The timing is just so … coincidental.

Always was.

Xennials aren’t quite old enough to remember New Coke, but definitely remember Crystal Clear Pepsi.

So why aren’t they arresting him?