mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?message-squaremessage-square231linkfedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down123
arrow-up1167arrow-down1message-squareYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square231linkfedilink
minus-squarePlutoniumAcid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·2 年前I’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.
minus-squaremed@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前Same. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.
minus-squarewilberfan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 年前(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Same, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)
I’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.
Now there are three of us
Same. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.
(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)
Same, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)