Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.
Easiest and safest way to do I it. That baby is exclusively mommy juice from blastocyst up until soft cereals. She was horking her own snot.
You’re a little prissy for a walking swamp with gassy meat flaps.
Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.
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